'As Mark tiptoed around the side of the building he suddenly became aware of a faint but nearing whooshing noise above him. He looked up just as the giant book squashed him flat.'

So that's how Mark met his sticky end and became a bookmark!

Don't bother using old bus tickets or scraps of paper to mark the pages of your favourite book. Let Mark do it for you... let's face it - t that's really all he can do these days.